THE HITMAN DIARIES

Combining love and work is always tricky – especially for a hitman…

Danny King travels to the outer limits of the criminal world to bring us The Hitman Diaries

Ian Bridges has a job that he enjoys; it allows him to work his own hours and pays good money. But he is not a happy man. He wants more from life and longs to find that special lady with whom he can share all this success. The only problem is that Ian is a hitman hired to kill most of the women he meets.

Ian thinks he’s finally found his soulmate in a cleaner called Angela but when he is given a contract to kill her, he realizes that the course of true love may never run smoothly.

Plagued by the voices of his victims and harangued by the ghost of his deceased mother, Ian begins to question the choices he has made in life. He vows that he will find himself a wife, even if it means that he has to kill every woman in Britain.

Appallingly funny, this is Danny King’s darkest, most twisted novel yet.

“Danny King is one of the few writers who can make me laugh out loud.” David Baddiel

“The Hitman Diaries is very funny and so compelling that once started it has to be finished.” The Times

“Danny King is a genuinely funny man with a flair for observing life’s more uncomfortable moments.” Tangled Web