THE BURGLAR DIARIES

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Everyone is on Bex’s back. Mel wants him to get a proper job. Joan and Tony just want him to push off and leave their daughter alone. Electric wants him to forget to check how much money Bex gives him. And Weasel of CID just wants him – full stop!

Not that any of that matters this evening. There’s a gap in Bex’s wallet and a crowbar in the van. And it’s the holiday season!

So lock your doors, bolt your doors and grab hold of your family jewels, because Bex and Ollie are working the area, and they’re not going home empty handed tonight.

“The Burglar Diaries is the first in a series. Long may it run.” The Mirror

“A comedy crime classic” Kerrang Magazine

“Hilarious” GQ Magazine

“One of the best reads of the year” Big Issue